There is a static disruption in the depths of the galactic unknown that assuage any and all attempts at terrestrial contact. I swim between the seas of two hidden worlds as my mind teeters between reality and foreign dimensions.
It's amazing how disconnected one can feel while feeling simultaneously connected to the boundless universe, and it is only after I have tripped the rift into the inner workings of my own conscience and seen the cosmic cogs turning in the godhead of celestial omniscience that I realize this.
My mind constructs worlds that are moons away from where my physical body stands, but worlds I am strangely familiar with. My eyes are transfixed onto the swirling vortex that connects my mind with these extraterrestrial lands and I begin to fade in and out of consciousness.
Perhaps my life consists solely of electrical impulses stimulating my brain, simulating an entire world where everything I feel, taste, touch, hear and smell is merely an illusion. These lamentable piano chords resonating throughout my head are simply sonic vibrations disturbing the matter that surrounds me.
These words that I type are only a series of infinite facsimiles in this microcosm and those that surround me are only remainders in the mathematics of infinity.
If everything around me is only a mirage, and my brain just lays hapless in a vat, then I know that my brain is the only thing that connects me to this world, and that the atoms and the molecules that encompass me are entirely real...
...and that makes me feel not so alone anymore.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
The Weekend Tofu Batch: 11/28/09
It's been one great week for Takahashi's Daily Tofu and the Daily Tofu team. As you may have noticed over the last week a whole lot has happened with our blog.
We've started a new season of daily posting for every weekday, and the occasional weekend posts. On top of this, we have also added advertisements to our blog, located below the latest post and under our navigation bar. There will be a new posted poll on what you think about these new ads. Perhaps the greatest news is we have welcomed aboard a new writer Aigoo, if you haven't already noticed her new post, "This is France man." She writes in French, a cool addition when we are starting to get a lot of viewers from France and Europe!
Thus far, since these recent additions and feed to both Facebook and Twitter, we've seen a 182% increase in traffic to this site! People from all over these United States of which we are based, and then people from all of Europe! Keep spreading the word guys, this site is starting to take off!
Please look forward to videos and podcasts in the future, as well as several other projects that we've been talking about as a team!
Tofu Eaters, the future -- it's now.
This is France man!
Bonjour!! Hello!!
Bien , c'est mon premier post, à vrai dire je ne sais pas trop quoi mettre!!
Nous étudiants français, savons faire des videos sympa. Hé oui mes amis, on peut rivaliser avec les Etats Unis.... sympa les effets spéciaux hey?
Dudes, We are crazy, we are young, we are french. bwahaha
Via: YouTube
Bien , c'est mon premier post, à vrai dire je ne sais pas trop quoi mettre!!
Nous étudiants français, savons faire des videos sympa. Hé oui mes amis, on peut rivaliser avec les Etats Unis.... sympa les effets spéciaux hey?
Dudes, We are crazy, we are young, we are french. bwahaha
Via: YouTube
Friday, November 27, 2009
Instructional Video: How To Shop on Black Friday
Happy hunting Tofu eaters! Play it safe.
For those of you who are not readers State side, here is a brief history on Black Friday:(MentalFloss).
Thursday, November 26, 2009
American Thanksgiving - Not Canadian Thanksgiving!
Via: CrappyHolidays
Happy Thanksgiving my American friends! Eat well and sleep easy. Black Friday is waiting!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Paula's Got 'Butter Fingers' and Other Celebs Getting Hit In The Face
Paula Deen Hit With a Ham - Watch more Funny Videos
Via: Break
And here are a few other celebs you know and love getting hit in the face:
Fabio gets hit in the face with a goose! (YouTube)
Alice Cooper gets hit in the face 1979 (LiveVideo)
Joe Jonas Hit In The Face By A Teddy Bear (YouTube)
Bill Gates Pie Movie (GoogleVideos)
Jesse Metcalfe gets Knocked out (YouTube)
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Sucks!
MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS - Watch more Funny Videos
Via: HolyTaco
Damn kids, it's only a game. It's sad to see people getting so worked up over it, but that doesn't make their freak-outs any less hilarious.
In all seriousness, it's still a problem (read: game addiction), and while we aren't sure on all the effects, people who get this worked up over it need help.
Read up more on the record breaking game Modern Warfare 2, it's pretty amazing how many people are drooling over it.
Let us know what you think about gaming addiction or CoD: Modern Warfare 2 in the comments!
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Chrome OS: A New Platform For a New Generation
On the 19th of November Google revealed to the world a new, innovative operating system called Chrome OS. Chrome OS is something new and different, it’s based around, and only around: The Internet. It’s based around their already existing web browser called Google Chrome.
So far, most people are wanting to see more, debating Chrome OS' use. It's based around the internet, you have to be connected to it all the time. You too can only run it on a computer that is specifically designated to run it (and meeting requirements like having a SSD).
Check it out at the Chrome Blog!
Let us know what you think about Chrome OS in the comments!
Monday, November 23, 2009
The Great Monday Movie Trailer Mash-Up & Edits
Via: FRONT
Here are a few other great trailer mash-ups and edits from around the net:
Wall-E and I Am Legends Trailers Match Up Perfectly (CollegeHumor)
Spiderman 3 – Product Placement (Black20)
300 – PG Version (Black20)
Scary Mary (TheTrailerMash)
Movie trailers give us an idea of what a film is, they are always fun to mess with, and they alone are stupid enough to be entertaining without being edited.
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